ROYAL TRUST AUDIT ®

THE ARCH PRINCE IKPE UNO

I am told I found it difficult to get into a relationship and settle down because I did not think anybody was worthy to have me get into a fight for them – reality on the other hand is that they were so disrespectful that the fact was hidden which was the ease with which a Celebrity could say I had nothing and they wanted to settle down with me because I am Royalty, compared to the ease with which a poorer person could do it and the way that a business person would have to cover themselves by setting out conditions. For my part, I am not interested in them as in my view, it is a bunch of people that are always seen and heard of doing the wrong thing, ultimately I will be risking myself getting into a relationship with a career crime personality, about which if I wanted to end up in prison at some stage in my life, then these would be the ideal partners. It is not clear why society people found it easier to recognise that if somebody was totally exempt and not affected by the problems of society and Celebrity the way I am, being tested proven consistently to show the same results, that such a person was likely than not, Royalty; as a matter of this idea that they were out of my league, showing up with gimmicks where if they added what I had to what they had, they would become superior and abusive for an eternity, therefore found it so difficult to live with the fact they were not the real fame.

It is so annoying that most of the times that I had to respond to an abuse of my person and property, it was being done behind the claim that people have suggested I was able to stand up for myself even if I had to face them down and that even if they heard this once, it provoked them for an eternity. All I know about this claim that I am some traitor working with communists, is that each time I step outside of my door, I will have come across several abusive twats developed by the Prince’s Trust, who were working violent lasciviousness with respect to my very existence and lived in a community of violent orthodoxy, being afraid of me and then deciding that they lived in a community where there were more of them than there was of me and so I should be afraid of them, nobody has ever obtained an explanation as to the reasons Celebrities used it to work a gimmick where everything I did including Government applicable public work was deployed for popularity self-improvement where they had a need to see me serve them whilst building their fan base on my client interests and threatening my audience at the Bookshop or indeed why a bunch of fools had narcissistic assets which meant they only made money by setting me out a character people bullied to befriend the wealthy but it does appear we have arrived at a stage where their gimmicks was the central problem, so I will on the deadline set out, asset control of my Bookshop for the last time and if it fails, it would be an inevitable result that I was saddled with the Celebrity problem in an Official capacity which will cause me to pursue a cause of action that will see me shred the Celebrity culture alongside the Prince’s Trust. In any case by the way which we know that whilst I had to contend with this nonsense and as mentioned, none knew why it was amusing, the Communists had to face violence because of it, which none can explain how it got to make am a traitor, especially in a scenario where I had planned my finances to work best in a marital setting and their famous idiots were here to extract the assets no matter what they possessed while performing stupid activities with my career each time they got paid for a day’s job.

Historically, claim that I expect the anticipation people feel when I issued warnings to make people behave as I wanted them to – whereas they tell lies about the birth signs they read having eliminated years of working on Scorpio insults which kept their imagination off my private parts because it was too much trouble to keep trying and lent me the reputation for covering peoples backsides, which is now being passed off by famous idiots as their own reputation when they cannot even look after their own backsides, the stage upon which they read the birth signs have become new insults which I suspect is devised via an arrangement with vagabond Virgo who had a strange relationship with open spaces and street traffic, all my life’s work had been put to this, first covering peoples backsides, then the earnings from that taken, now the Celebrities who did so want a different backside covered this time. They do claim it was a mystery that I am wired the way I am which is utter nonsense; Queen Elizabeth II set it up like this – they rip and tear and damage and make money until they were wealthy enough to receive honours from the Prime Ministers Office and then they end up at the Monarchy, at which point I had work to do, I am not doing this work anymore, spending time instead seeing what I could do to get into a fight with others in order to be worthy of my career, as decided by doxy on Media that clings to my Books, to which I lost something important everyday – any normal person can see that this was impossible to salvage, even in terms of setting out the creative equity I had brokered with clients, the assets secured and methods by which I have pinned down a Bookshop for them to engage with. They do not despise war but have not been able to tell if it was the one that made such a mess of Police work that we faced a Public crisis or the one clever enough to calculate the trajectory of Artillery fire in order to win a battle, that had died, they know that if they had to answer the question of whether their sociopath friends and family were the people doing the national service for an unusual interest in my Royal personage, there is a need to wreck my career and finances because they fought my wars, just as I do know when it cannot keep to its trader profession and shows up here with an unusual interest in me, fingering my private parts with an imagination and calling me names, it currently possesses narcissistic assets that it had not yet announced to the world, nothing was missing from its enterprise and its expensive clothes were comfortably clinging to its skin.

I. Uno I

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